11th doctor: haha…. got u good…. *dies*
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"