Jesus fucking Christ, I think I have a kid.
Dean and Lisa had their fling in August 1998. Ben was born May 1999. 9 months later. 9.
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BIKER’S KID MY ASS
I love how he just quietly counts and then freaks the fuck out
It’s bad quality, but my outfit is really cute and kinda looks a bit femjohn.
Uhm. Excuse you for being so goddamn cute.
a summary of moffat’s writing:
- it’s the doctor’s darkest hour
- no this is the doctor’s REAL darkest hour
- no no hear me out guys this is the doctor’s darkest hour FOR REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR
- look i know i said the last one was but THIS IS THE DOCTOR’S DARKEST HOUR
- ＴＨＥ ＤＯＣＴＯＲ＇Ｓ ＤＡＲＫＥＳＴ ＨＯＵＲ
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.
how to be smooth as hell with your crush
MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE
Can someone please make a remix
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
We think in concepts
Concepts have no volume
Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.
whoa there socrates
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
now i regret having never watched futurama
One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show
More specifically, they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant because mutants faced incredible prejudice. Since Leela’s mutation was fairly minor compared to most—she was dubbed “the least mutated mutant ever born”—her parents figured that while she couldn’t pass for human, she could easily pass as a humanoid alien, and left a note with her written in an alien language as “proof”. They wanted to give her a life where she had opportunities and chances to move up in the world and be happy.
And when she does reconnect with them, it just becomes more and more clear that they truly do love her—that all they did was out of pure love for their daughter.
Futurama is fucking wonderful, not just as a comedy, but as a tearjerker.